I haven't updated this page since '97. Many of the people here I
have not spoken to in years, some of them not since the time when I first
made this page in '94 -- but how can I delete them from my list of
friends? I've shared many memories and good times with everyone listed
here. Maybe one day I'll update this list. Most of the links here don't
work anyway; I'd recommend this list only to see funny quotes that my
friends accidentally said.
A friend is one before whom you can think aloud.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
I wear cologne while sleeping just in case someone
might come by seeking computer help.
Lu Wang, who
also said, "My dad's not atheist; he's antagonist."
I was just accepted into a new A Cappella group here at Penn.
I know what you're thinking: That's exactely what Penn
needs! Another A Cappella group. Well, you are absolutely right.
The always-modest Veronica Lemcoff
Those are awefully big strawberries you have!
A strange man in dining to Jeanne Chang
o.m.d. = orchestral manuevers in the dark [sang if
you leave] -- and incidentally, they have a greatest hits
album (!). I can't imagine what else is on it...
Snyder who also said, "Everyone looked stupid in 7th
fundamental existentialist observations:
his consuming pico does not stop elm from collapsing upon itself.
but the resolution is high, and balance is re-attained because
netscape 2.0 supports java.
Motive: As the Acting Assistant Dean of Hill House, she [Tracy
Feld] might be interested in collecting the large sum of insurance
money from the "theft" of the van.
One of Mike
LaMonaca's theories on who stole the Hill House Van
There is not anything yet on this page, but I am working on
it. After all, I am a boring person... :-)
says on his "all about me" web page.
I'm a Mad Political Scientist. I'm all Pi Lam. I'm also an
I love making new friends, so please e-mail me.
Long-haired CSE man (who should be English major) with
top-of-the-line hardware, seeks warm body to combat the machine.
personal ad in El Nuevo Van
Charm oozes from this guy's pores...
Wong on me
It helps me think better.
Ben Wyche on
thing he always wears on his nose
On the train ride with me back to New York, Ben
Goldberger whipped out his funky laptop computer - only to play
Doom II! While Ben has abandoned Hill House, Paul Welfer, also from
New York, has stayed on.
You need speech therapy.
Aggresiveness is like using your penis as a jousting pole
to drive into things.
Dan Alig and
Andrew Louw and
all of Deez Nuutz
What do I do with the 509 e-mails that I've saved up over
the course of the last year?
Marcus after he and his girlfriend broke up.
Much of the countryside in northern Delaware is very pretty, in a sublime sort of way.
on sublime beauty (which, according to me, is the only sort of
Things my roomates do that are annoying...
From Hilary Dove's
He has an uncanny ability to meet a girl and become her
"friend" within the first five minutes.
Dworkin on why a friend of his has never been able to
Morgan Friedman, a curly-haired trickster who pretends his
name is Steve just to emasculate me.
Spallone on me. He also said, "Never, imagine yourself not
to be otherwise than what it might have been was not otherwise
than what You had been would have appeared to them to be
Dad, if you find the tie you don't have to call me back
and let me know.
to his father after he called him at midnight at a
Joao Sedoc, and
quotes coming soon!
The big orgy-fest is over by Houston Hall. That's where
they're all banging each other left and right.
If I don't take my own advice, at least you should.
mother has devised the most neato
naming method. Like me, Alexis also loves art; we went to the
MET, but unfortunately I didn't see anything by my favorite artist,
Am I to infer that this means I *won't* be getting a hug
from you any time soon?
to Paul Lukasiak
Jeanne Chang One of the nicest people you'll meet at Penn.
unwittingly revealing how little he knows about Jeanne...
My mother said that when I was a kid I smeared Vaseline all over my
body, and it was so hard to get off. She and my grandmother gave me several
baths, and it still wouldn't come off. Then I think one time I squirted a
whole bottle of toothpaste all over the sink...wait...that wasn't
me...that was Ramona Quimby in the Beverly Cleary books. Whoops!
People yearning to get away from the monotony of love in our
society are breaking the mold and falling in love in cyberspace,
making love new for themselves.
hello, who are these weirdos who stalk little girls?
on a random e-mailer who asked her out.
We all went to Great Neck South
High School together
On his Alma Mater Columbia: "[it] feels
less like an elite place and more like an asylum."
The Big Red Band is proud to welcome our guests from
the eighth best institution in the Ivy League, the only school that
could so disgrace the good letter "C": Columbia University. (That's
Columbia with a "u," by the way, although it's sometimes hard to tell
which one is the bigger drug haven.)
(not a student at Columbia), the announcer (and half-time speech writer)
for the Cornell University Marching Band
It's da bomb!
Ok, I dreamt that you wrote a book called "ME" and it was a new
hardcover on the bestseller list... you made a CD of just
"songs i like" and you were becoming this total ICON!
Steve Gee is
I'm officially majoring in ?. A popular but not very well-respected
the proud Yalie
I'm not sure whether to list Jason Street under the
Penn or the High School category, but I'll put him here for now.
Amo a la humanidad, lo que me revienta es la gente.
I'm guessing you haven't worked through the personal info page
closely enough to understand that I regard all you sissy easterners
as bubble gum sticking to my shoe, yes?
to me, after I made fun of his Doughbelly Price Web page.
He also said of a lecture we both attended, "Typical Po-Mo
scholarship: lots of pretty pictures but no argument."
So, how's it feel to be a superstar? Babes beating down your door?
after the DP feature on
Buck's] tendency to rely on formulas and stock phrases,
her preference for narrative surface over psychological depth, her
use of episodic plots...
on Pearl Buck's writing style.
Go see my friend Mark Lloyd.
remark that go me started on my Archives project.
I have my ways. Telepathy is one.
on how he lets students know what he thinks they should do.
Please enjoy something classically French for us,
like some good bread and coffee pour le petit dejeuner.
Albertine's advice for me in France.
Poettinger and I corresponded after I discovered her page. Why
does everyone at Carnegie Mellon seem
to have a homepage? And not the same generic one that everyone at
Penn seems to have.
I don't know where to
put Jennifer Estaris
or Myra Lotto (my flame
war buddy in English 125) for this same reason.
is my West Coast connexion.
Alexandre is my
French connection; he's a close Parisian friend whom i have visited
a bunch of times. He's a visionary with a funny French accent.
Alex has declared me to be "Le roi du HTML".
I link therefore I am...
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