The naming method of Alexis Mitchell's mother

Alexis's mother would not name her child anything she would not want her brain surgeon to be named. She would not, therefore, name her daughter Sally; would you go to Doctor Sally for brain surgery? (It's nothing personal, Sally.) She would, on the other hand, name her daughter Whitney; I would certainly go to a Doctor Whitney.

Steven Friedman thinks this is a brilliant system, and he plans to use it when he has children.